The things they say

I just had to jot this little tidbit down, I love my kids!:)

Me: "Peyton, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Peyton: "I want to be nice to my kids. Like if they do something mean, I won't get them in trouble."

Not what I was expecting, but okay, we'll go with it.

Me: "Oh, is that what I do, get you in trouble?"
Peyton: "Yeah, I don't like it."
Me: "So how will you teach them to stop being mean?"
Peyton: "I'll just tell them not to do it."
Me: "Oh, well, do you stop when I tell you to?"
Peyton: "No"
Me: "So if it doesn't work for you, what if it doesn't work for your kids?"
Peyton: "I'll just ask them to stop."
Me: "But what if they don't?"
Peyton: "They will." pause "But I won't get mad at them if they don't"

Peyton: "Actually, I don't want kids"